A Pilot's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

                                         The Princess said, "No!"

 And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew Gulfstream jets all over the world on contract and rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged, big-titted broads and hunted and fished and didn't pay taxes, raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and lived on his yacht in Fort Lauderdale and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged hot blonde strippers and kept his house and guns and ate sushi and potato chips and beans and blew farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends thought he was frikin cool as hell and that he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

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